My roommate has been in the bathroom since 5:30.
I woke up at 5:30 for a minute and she was in there. I’ve now been up since 6:30 and she’s still in there.
WHAT KIND OF ACTIVITIES COULD POSSIBLY BE HAPPENING?????????
…jesus christ, there’s the blow dryer. Goddamn, you’d think her fucking hair would be dry by now.
Worst human being on earth, that one.